Hear that noise? What noise you ask. That's the ramp alarm (to be constructed, may not ever exist), And in moments Chookies is on the scene. What is Ramp you ask? Well i'll tell you, I respond. RAMP stands for Rastafarian Associated Manure Professors. Chookies' has taken it apon himself to protect everyone from mobs and to do this he would appreciate it if you all learnt his easy to remember, fast response alarm system. So here's how it goes:
Type RAMP followed by your level number and your compass bearing:
So ground level is 1 and the bottom of the hole is 4.
Compass bearings are to be taken relative to the center of the base ie: N,S,E,W of C (center).
So being harassed by a spider near the cactus farm?
To call for help just say: RAMP 2 SE.
Of course in this situation it might have been easier just to cry:
RAMP cactus
Thanks for reading and thanks for Chookies' great idea.
Subject: RAMP protection 
Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:43 am